Hi all...welcome to another JKLand Global News Brief...I'm Fanny Disturbershyt....

Tonight we start a special report on "Fanny Haters"...yes that's right JKLand...there are some fans amongst you that don't appreciate my reports...perhaps they can't handle the truth or perhaps they "have a gr8 since of humor and a huge funny bone....but when I read some to the things on that site I think one whole side of my brain melted from the complete stupidity...just thought you should know... "

Thanks you for your comments...but all stupidity aside...screw you and the horse you rode in on...

Oh...I'm sorry--how unprofessional of me...I meant to say, "FUCK you--and the ass you're so far up into."

In other news...fans are counting down the days to the "JKLand Whiteout"...and most fans really don't ive a shit...

On a brighter note...fans have been receiving autographed photos of Mr. Knight...this is apparently on behalf of missylovesjk...hmmmm...wonder why I haven't received one? Strange...

And, in other parts of JKLand, fans have decided to stop harassing Jordan and making fun of his weight problem and rapidly receding hairline...well I guess it was one fan...and we kicked her ass...she's back from the dark side again--it was a close call...

That's all the time we have for this evening...see you all next time on the JKLand Global News...I'm Fanny Disturbershyt and I'm outta here...