Good evening JKLand and welcome to this very special JKLand Global News Brief…I’m Fanny Disturbershyt…
Today was the day that millions have been waiting for…the capture of Sadam Hussein…
But we want to bring you an even bigger, more shocking story…the JKLand White Out…January 1st/2004 will mark the end of an era at JKLand…all non VIP fans will not be able to access the site unless they purchase a VIP card. This new scheme to fill Jordan Knight’s pockets is the worst one yet…several previous schemes have failed—including the bakery/brothel that was shut down late last month when police were tipped off by a rabid stan…this time however, Mr. Knight has no control over this operation…so it will probably succeed…we spoke to our special correspondent Jdot about the matter…here is what she had to say…
“I believe I heard something about a strike…we all know how well the last one did…I’m about ready for another nap…”
Thanks Jdot.
I can tell you that the mood tonight is foul. Fans think that Jordan should switch back to Heineken so that he may have more control over what jkstaff does at his site. His loss of control has fans speculating where they will find themselves if this new VIP only site emerges. Some fans such as kdgirl and JTL have admitted that they would agree to sexual favors in order to rank higher on the VIP list…they didn’t clarify on who they would give said favors to so we sent Carot Top and Marcel the Monkey over to their houses…(BTW…Marcel is female…I won’t tell if you don’t tell.)
That’s all we have for now…more details as they emerge…
Today was the day that millions have been waiting for…the capture of Sadam Hussein…
But we want to bring you an even bigger, more shocking story…the JKLand White Out…January 1st/2004 will mark the end of an era at JKLand…all non VIP fans will not be able to access the site unless they purchase a VIP card. This new scheme to fill Jordan Knight’s pockets is the worst one yet…several previous schemes have failed—including the bakery/brothel that was shut down late last month when police were tipped off by a rabid stan…this time however, Mr. Knight has no control over this operation…so it will probably succeed…we spoke to our special correspondent Jdot about the matter…here is what she had to say…
“I believe I heard something about a strike…we all know how well the last one did…I’m about ready for another nap…”
Thanks Jdot.
I can tell you that the mood tonight is foul. Fans think that Jordan should switch back to Heineken so that he may have more control over what jkstaff does at his site. His loss of control has fans speculating where they will find themselves if this new VIP only site emerges. Some fans such as kdgirl and JTL have admitted that they would agree to sexual favors in order to rank higher on the VIP list…they didn’t clarify on who they would give said favors to so we sent Carot Top and Marcel the Monkey over to their houses…(BTW…Marcel is female…I won’t tell if you don’t tell.)
That’s all we have for now…more details as they emerge…
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