For those who missed "Chat Room Confessions"...original airdate, Nov 21/03...
Good evening JKLand and welcome to the JKLand News Hour…I’m Fanny Disturbershyt…
Tonight we bring you Part 1 of our special series, “Chat Room Confessions”. For months we at the JKLand News Hour have placed special spies in the chatroom. Hidden from other chatters, their job is to save all chats between Jordan Knight and anyone who happens to enter. Our first “Chat Room Confession” is between Mr. Knight and a someone chatting under the name “Sodomy_sgiM69”. Jordan has chatted regularly with this person and they appear to have some sort of a relationship.
What you are about to read was taken from a chat between the two just last week…our hidden, undercover reporter read in horror as the two, unbeknownst to the presence of our spy, chatted freely,. We warn you. What you are about to read may offend some fans. Here is our first “Chat Room Confession”…
Sodomy_sgiM69 entered the room.
jk entered the room.
Sodomy_sgiM69:Guess who I ran into at the bar last night?
jk: yo mama? lamo!
Sodomy_sgiM69: Dude! That’s not funny! You know she’s aerobaphobic—she’s afraid of everything man.
jk: No—I think you mean angoraphobic.
Sodomy_sgiM69: Oh yea—I think you are right. Anyway…so I was at the bar and…
jk: what did you wear?
Sodomy_sgiM69: My Jonathan G’s and a t-shirt…anyway…
jk: the blue ones?
Sodomy_sgiM69: No—the acid washed ones.
jk: stellar!1 did you wear the machting jacket/
Sodomy_sgiM69: No—I wore my faux fur.
jk: wHOs %(*&$(&#^ faus fir/
Sodomy_sgiM69: OK OK simma. YOUR faux fur…anyway can I get back to my story?
jk: OH OH!1 is it the one buot the puppie who saves the little boy in the wel?/
Sodomy_sgiM69: NO just let me %*&%*% tell you who I saw.
jk: fine who di you sea?
Sodomy_sgiM69: Nasty Nancy!
jk: NO OMG NO
Sodomy_sgiM69: Yup—man I still can’t believe you hit that!
jk: dude i still have knightmaireses about that night. why you thnk I wrote “don,t cry”
Sodomy_sgiM69: So then what made you want to get with her?
jk: it was beer pressure man..
Sodomy_sgiM69: Dude—I think you mean “peer pressure”.
jk: naw man. it was beer pressure. i had like 12 coors light and it was casueing pressure on my optional nerve casue I couldn’t tell she was a dawg.
Sodomy_sgiM69: No—I remember…you said she reminded you of a certain chatter—so you just had to buy her a drink and sweet talk her into the back seat of your car.
jk: you must be smoking ryan’s good stuff again. I don’t know what you tawking about.
Sodomy_sgiM69: Well let me refresh your memory…you told me she reminded you of a cross between Britney Spears and Sarah-Joy.
jk: no no no no no non on non onon ono nonoijaPDSOIHP{W!#795680432682374658!!!
Sodomy_sgiM69: You DID! Matter of fact I think YOU were smoking Ryan’s good stuff because that was just NASTY!
andi entered the room.
bev76 entered the room.
Sodomy_sgiM69: DUDe..the freaks are starting to arrive…better go…
bev76: jrdan. how you don? did yo git my massage/ hop you lve my.
jk: holy hell how do I get out of here?
andi: hi jk. i want to do a special proect to you send me email me and i’ll tell you about it.
Sodomy_sgiM69: LOGOUT YOU IDIOT!!
jk has left the room.
Sarah-Joy entered chatroom.
Sodomy_sgiM69: HOLY HELL!!!
Sodomy_sgiM69 has left the room.
That was part one of “Chat Room Confessions”…tune in next week for part two.
In other news tonight…Mr Knight confirmed on the message board of his site what we all knew from the beginning. Jordan Knight is a putz.
And this just in…Jordan Knight is still a putz.
That is all we have time for tonight…please tune in next time…I’m Fanny Disturbershyt for the JKLand News Hour. Have a pleasant evening.
Stay tuned this week as Fanny gives a new report!!!
Good evening JKLand and welcome to the JKLand News Hour…I’m Fanny Disturbershyt…
Tonight we bring you Part 1 of our special series, “Chat Room Confessions”. For months we at the JKLand News Hour have placed special spies in the chatroom. Hidden from other chatters, their job is to save all chats between Jordan Knight and anyone who happens to enter. Our first “Chat Room Confession” is between Mr. Knight and a someone chatting under the name “Sodomy_sgiM69”. Jordan has chatted regularly with this person and they appear to have some sort of a relationship.
What you are about to read was taken from a chat between the two just last week…our hidden, undercover reporter read in horror as the two, unbeknownst to the presence of our spy, chatted freely,. We warn you. What you are about to read may offend some fans. Here is our first “Chat Room Confession”…
Sodomy_sgiM69 entered the room.
jk entered the room.
Sodomy_sgiM69:Guess who I ran into at the bar last night?
jk: yo mama? lamo!
Sodomy_sgiM69: Dude! That’s not funny! You know she’s aerobaphobic—she’s afraid of everything man.
jk: No—I think you mean angoraphobic.
Sodomy_sgiM69: Oh yea—I think you are right. Anyway…so I was at the bar and…
jk: what did you wear?
Sodomy_sgiM69: My Jonathan G’s and a t-shirt…anyway…
jk: the blue ones?
Sodomy_sgiM69: No—the acid washed ones.
jk: stellar!1 did you wear the machting jacket/
Sodomy_sgiM69: No—I wore my faux fur.
jk: wHOs %(*&$(&#^ faus fir/
Sodomy_sgiM69: OK OK simma. YOUR faux fur…anyway can I get back to my story?
jk: OH OH!1 is it the one buot the puppie who saves the little boy in the wel?/
Sodomy_sgiM69: NO just let me %*&%*% tell you who I saw.
jk: fine who di you sea?
Sodomy_sgiM69: Nasty Nancy!
jk: NO OMG NO
Sodomy_sgiM69: Yup—man I still can’t believe you hit that!
jk: dude i still have knightmaireses about that night. why you thnk I wrote “don,t cry”
Sodomy_sgiM69: So then what made you want to get with her?
jk: it was beer pressure man..
Sodomy_sgiM69: Dude—I think you mean “peer pressure”.
jk: naw man. it was beer pressure. i had like 12 coors light and it was casueing pressure on my optional nerve casue I couldn’t tell she was a dawg.
Sodomy_sgiM69: No—I remember…you said she reminded you of a certain chatter—so you just had to buy her a drink and sweet talk her into the back seat of your car.
jk: you must be smoking ryan’s good stuff again. I don’t know what you tawking about.
Sodomy_sgiM69: Well let me refresh your memory…you told me she reminded you of a cross between Britney Spears and Sarah-Joy.
jk: no no no no no non on non onon ono nonoijaPDSOIHP{W!#795680432682374658!!!
Sodomy_sgiM69: You DID! Matter of fact I think YOU were smoking Ryan’s good stuff because that was just NASTY!
andi entered the room.
bev76 entered the room.
Sodomy_sgiM69: DUDe..the freaks are starting to arrive…better go…
bev76: jrdan. how you don? did yo git my massage/ hop you lve my.
jk: holy hell how do I get out of here?
andi: hi jk. i want to do a special proect to you send me email me and i’ll tell you about it.
Sodomy_sgiM69: LOGOUT YOU IDIOT!!
jk has left the room.
Sarah-Joy entered chatroom.
Sodomy_sgiM69: HOLY HELL!!!
Sodomy_sgiM69 has left the room.
That was part one of “Chat Room Confessions”…tune in next week for part two.
In other news tonight…Mr Knight confirmed on the message board of his site what we all knew from the beginning. Jordan Knight is a putz.
And this just in…Jordan Knight is still a putz.
That is all we have time for tonight…please tune in next time…I’m Fanny Disturbershyt for the JKLand News Hour. Have a pleasant evening.
Stay tuned this week as Fanny gives a new report!!!
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