Hello again and welcome to this Thanksgiving edition of the JKLand Global News...I'm Fanny Disturbershyt...

As most of you know the day after Thanksgiving is the biggest Christmas shopping day of the year for Americans. We at the JKLand Global News thought it would be nice to find out what Jordan Knight has on his wishlist this year. Unfortunately when we located Mr. Knight he had stopped by the newly re-opened "Implifier's Club" for a very early night-cap. As he sipped his third Coor's Light through a pink straw, we asked Mr. Knight what he wanted to find under his Christmas tree this year. He replied, "I like big butts and I cannot lie," and then he fell off of his bar stool. I hope that is a help to all of his fans who have been struggling to find that perfect gift for their favourite guy.

In other news...sources close to the former New Kid tell us that Mr. Knight was very dissapointed that the directors of this year's famous Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade were unaffected by his blubbering pleas to be part of the entertainment in this year's parade . These sources speculate on Mr Knight's jealousy of Clay Aiken who was one of many performers given this honor.

When asked to comment on this, Mr. Knight drooled and once again fell off the bar stool.

That is all we have time for this morning...I'm Fanny Disturbershyt for the JKLand Global News...have a good day.